- Your not allowed to go to sleepovers, don’t even ask because they will say no anyway.
- NO TAKEAWAY. YOUR MAMI COOKED NO WASTING FRESH FOOD.
- You get checked by your mami in September if your clothes are appropriate and buttoned up
- Every week you go to your abuela but you know you like it because her comida is so good like her delicate and delicious tres leches.
- No TV shows after six because that is the time to watch novelas
- Vicks vaporub cures all sickness, no question.
- YOU KEEP ALL YOUR CLOTHES SO THAT IN A MONTH ‘SHE CAN SEND THEM BACK HOME’
- Menudo is better than 5sos, one direction, JLS and other 21 century boy bands in her eyes.
- You get the most embarassing nicknames like flaca or like mentecato.
- You would never walk around the house barefoot or with wet hair. They are afraid that you will catch pneumonia.
11. You never complain because they give you such a long lecture of how much you should appreciate how much you got or even simple things like if your phone is broken and then your tio or your padre said ‘we didnt even have phones back then we had to go knock for people or ask them in school not like you guys you can say what you want to them in a simple text message in seconds’
12. Always a treat like bicuits or candy come with something that is not as nice.
13. ‘Your not eating enough’ and she would give you another plate of food. ‘No thank You’ is not acceptable.
14. Planning you quinceanera when your years younger because it has to be perfect and your madre is not going to be foolish